Valark Productions

Insane purveyor of random things and aspiring chef, Valark finds that there are far too many apparel items on the market that look to advertise a brand or make some sort of sense. This displeases Valark greatly, and inspires him to draw any nonsensical idea that occurs to him and plaster it onto t-shirts and the like. Valark rather enjoys writing about himself in the third-person and hopes that you find his apparel useful in clothing yourself to your satisfaction.