She Said Self Care, Not Pest Control Hoodie

She didn’t ask to be the problem. She is the problem. This hoodie is for the girlies who take “self care” and turn it into a personality trait strong enough to survive an apocalypse. The roach isn’t running away, she’s thriving. She’s moisturized, unbothered, and living rent-free in your kitchen and your mind. Perfect for lounging, plotting, petty behavior, or showing up uninvited like the resilient queen you are. ✨ Features: • Cozy fleece that’ll make your enemies jealous • Unisex fit for every breed of chaos gremlin • Bold print that says “therapy is too expensive, I became the pest” • Perfect for gifting to your most unhinged friend—or yourself. It’s not just a hoodie. It’s a declaration of pest rights.