My World Domination Bag Tote Bag

"Gee, what are we going to do tonight?" The same thing we do every night: Pack this bag and try to take over the world! Whether you are a genius or... the other one, this tote is essential for your nightly schemes. It answers the age-old question "What's in your bag?" with the only answer that matters. Perfect for carrying: Lab equipment. A map of the tri-state area. Cheese. Your master plan for global conquest (or just your gym clothes). A perfect gift for 90s kids, cartoon lovers, and anyone with a Napoleon complex. Narf!