Jesus Flipped Tables – I Just Often Visualize It Tote Bag

Based on John 2:15, this design is for the Christians who keep their temper mostly in check—while quietly imagining a table cartwheel or two. Whether it’s sanctified sass or spiritual self-control, this tee is your passive-aggressive protest against hypocrisy, bad church coffee, or that one person in Bible study who always corrects the pastor. Flip tables? No. Visualize flipping tables? Oh, absolutely. WWJD? Apparently, He’d redecorate with force. Perfect for the holy mildly unhinged.