"I Came. I Saw. I Overanalyzed." Caesar Tote

Classic Roman ambition meets 21st-century anxiety. This witty tote bag features a pensive Julius Caesar holding a fidget spinner, lost in thought about betrayal, self-worth, and probably that one awkward thing he said to Brutus. Ideal for overthinkers, history nerds, and anyone who needs a bag big enough to carry both groceries and emotional baggage. Made from durable materials and deeply questionable decisions. Whether you’re conquering the world or spiraling in a toga, carry it all in style.