Cyborg Turkey's Thanksgiving Revenge Schort

This Thanksgiving, the tables have turned! Meet the ultimate holiday survivor: a tough-as-nails cyborg turkey with a sharp sense of style and an even sharper carving knife. Decked out in a shearling aviator jacket, sunglasses, and a glowing bionic eye, this bird is not on the menu—he's serving the main course. The hilarious and ironic "Self-Serving" pun captures the dark humor of this unique design perfectly. It's a sci-fi twist on a classic tradition, showing a turkey finally in control of its own Thanksgiving destiny. This artwork is perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor, sci-fi lovers, and anyone looking to add a little rebellious fun to their holiday celebrations.