Tote Bag

Finally, a bag for those of us who’ve attended every conference in the multiverse and still don’t know what we do. Featuring the iconic non-brand statement “I am not affiliated with any known corporation”, paired with a tastefully broken “Add your company logo here” placeholder. Perfect for networking events you weren’t invited to, meetings that could’ve been hallucinated, or just haunting a WeWork kitchen. Boxy fit. Blank stare included.