T-shirt Too Cool For British Rule | Funny Metal Punk

This design showcases George Washington in a bold, comic style illustration, giving him a modern patriotic twist. He wears American flag sunglasses with stars on one lens and red and white stripes on the other, adding a playful and rebellious vibe. Bright flames rise around him, creating a high energy, fiery frame that makes the central figure feel powerful and iconic. A distressed light blue splatter texture sits behind Washington, adding movement and vintage grit to the composition. At the top, large arched block lettering reads “TOO COOL” in white with thick black and red outlines. At the bottom, matching bold text reads “FOR BRITISH RULE,” completing the humorous patriotic message. The overall style is vibrant, edgy, and attention grabbing, blending historical imagery with modern humor and strong visual contrast.