T-shirt Chaos Cat Tee – Astrophe: Unapologetic Destroyer

Meet Astrophe — chaos incarnate in feline form. (The “Cat” is silent. The destruction is not.) A founding member of the Chaos Posse, Astrophe doesn’t knock things over… he annihilates them with flair. From fallen vases to scorched brownies, he’s the patron saint of beautiful disasters. This t-shirt is perfect for cat lovers with a twisted sense of humor, crafters of chaos, and anyone who treats daily life like an ongoing explosion. Astrophe’s got your back — and your front.