Scorpio Zodiac Mug – My Coffee Is Darker Than My T

For the Scorpio who embraces the dark, the deep, and the deliciously caffeinated. ☕🦂✨ This mystical zodiac mug features a gorgeous pastel scorpion illustrated in dreamy unicorn colors — purples, pinks, aquas, blues, and sparkly celestial accents. Paired with the wickedly funny quote: “My coffee is darker than my thoughts.” …it delivers that perfect blend of humor, mystery, and Scorpio intensity. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, office mugs, goth coffee lovers, or anyone with a dark sense of humor and a serious caffeine dependency. • Magical pastel Scorpio artwork • Dark, funny astrology quote • Perfect gift for Scorpio friends, partners, or coworkers • Available in multiple mug sizes and styles • Original art by AprilMoonAstrology.com Where Magic, Mischief, and Moonlight Collide. 🌙✨