Puzzle The Eternal Push: Sacred Scarab Khepri

Is it a beetle? Is it the sun? Is it a pile of cardboard fragments pretending to be a beetle pushing the sun? Yes. It is all of these things. And none of them. Listen to me carefully: You are looking for a pastime. You wish to fragment your time into tiny, interlocking pieces, only to reassemble them into a coherent whole. This is the tragedy of the human condition, but it is also a very good way to spend a Tuesday evening. The Historical Absurdity (and Brilliance) Consider the Scarabaeus sacer. The Ancient Egyptians, who were far more logical than your neighbors, looked at the humble dung beetle rolling a ball of excrement across the desert floor and said, "Behold! That is exactly how the sun moves across the sky!" And they were right, obviously. This puzzle features Khepri, the dawn manifestation of the Sun God Ra. He is the god of rebirth, creation, and pushing heavy things uphill. Just as Khepri rolls the solar disk from the underworld into the morning sky, you shall roll these puzzle pieces across your dining room table. Why You Must Possess This Object: Symbolism: This is not merely a bug. It is the Symbol of Rebirth. If you finish the puzzle, perhaps you too will be reborn. If you do not, you will simply have a half-finished beetle. The stakes are high. Vertical Orientation: Because the sun rises up, it does not slide sideways like a crab. The orientation is historically accurate to the trajectory of celestial ascension. Print Quality: The colors are as vivid as a desert mirage, but significantly more tangible. The pieces lock together with a snap that echoes the closing of a sarcophagus (in a satisfying way). Who is this for? For the Egyptologist who has everything. For the friend who enjoys the Sisyphean task of sorting blue pieces from gold pieces. For anyone who understands that to create the sun, one must first assemble the beetle. Buy the puzzle. Assemble the Khepri. Push the sun. Do not let the sky remain empty.