Carte Love Dies Zombie Cupid Anti Valentines Day Card

Had enough of the lovey-dovey hype? This "Love Dies" zombie Cupid card is the ultimate anti-Valentine's statement for the cynic, the horror fan, or anyone celebrating the beautiful decay of romance. It’s a darkly hilarious, perfectly macabre alternative that delivers a dose of grim humor instead of gooey sentiment. Perfect for your single best friend, the partner who shares your gothic tastes, or as a legendary gag gift for the most jaded person you know. This card acknowledges that sometimes, love doesn’t just fade—it rises from the grave hungry for brains, not hearts. It’s a guaranteed laugh and a breath of fresh, undead air in a season of clichés. Bury the clichés and celebrate a love that’s truly to die for. Add to Cart now and send a valentine that rots!